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CelloMike to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months ago

Anyone for some fizzy egg???

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Anyone for some fizzy egg???

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CelloMike to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    38•5 months ago

    “Satisfaction is a luxury” 🤣

    • @HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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      3•5 months ago

      Drink your eggs? Don’t mind if I do.

  • don
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    24•5 months ago

    I drink this while eating my fried ham water.

  • Eager Eagle
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    18•5 months ago

    What happens next is up to me and my gut flora

  • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾
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    16•5 months ago

    satisfaction is a luxury

    Not guaranteed lol

    • CelloMikeOP
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      7•5 months ago

      Such a threatening energy, I love it

  • @A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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    13•5 months ago

    “Drink my eggs” new insult dropped

  • @YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub
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    9•5 months ago

    Egg liqueur is a thing

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advocaat

    • @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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      5•5 months ago

      and it’s fucking delicious.

      It’s alcoholic custard

      I drink it every Christmas

      • @passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world
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        3•5 months ago

        How do you like your eggs?

        Hung over.

        Dutch people, man

      • @zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
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        2•5 months ago

        It’s alcoholic custard

        Isn’t that basically what eggnog is?

        • @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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          3•5 months ago

          similar sure but different. usually served cold. and you can mix it with lemonade to make a cocktail called a “snowball”

      • @YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub
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        1•5 months ago

        I want to try it

      • @Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca
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        1•5 months ago

        This just made the bucket list.

  • @benignintervention@lemmy.world
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    8•5 months ago

    These words are not accepted

  • @groet@infosec.pub
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    8•5 months ago

    What are egg wets? Tried to look it up but can’t find anything that would fit this meme

    • @klemptor@startrek.website
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      9•5 months ago

      Egg whites.

      • @HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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        3•5 months ago

        I think the fancy pants pronounce it “who-ets”

    • @BakerBagel@midwest.social
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      6•5 months ago

      It’s all the wet taken out of the eggs. Like the opposite of dry

  • @TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    4•5 months ago

    what happens to you is up next

  • qyron
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    4•5 months ago

    What is this supposed to be? The word “abomination” comes to mind.

  • guldukat
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    3•5 months ago

    Quality bullshit

  • @owenfromcanada@lemmy.world
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    3•5 months ago

    Damn, looks like Uncle Pork got out again.

  • @GooberEar@lemmy.wtf
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    2•5 months ago

    Speaking of which, why do the brown eggs cost more than the white eggs? I would like to see more equity in the egg offerings. Especially when I’m paying over a quarter per egg.

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