100K eggs stolen from central Pa. supplier

@ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net · 4 months ago

100K eggs stolen from central Pa. supplier

@ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net · 4 months ago

I plan to buy a bunch of organic free range eggs and sit on them. Then if everything goes according to plan, I’ll be doubling my investments over and over. You’ll see.

@imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee · 4 months ago

I plan on doing the same thing with raw milk. I’ll be eating steaks in no time

pbjamm · 4 months ago

milk steak?

Vodulas [they/them] · 4 months ago

Sloppy steaks?

@jonne@infosec.pub · 4 months ago

Or they might just hatch.

@imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee · 4 months ago

That’s the joke

@melp@beehaw.org · 4 months ago

@5715@feddit.org · 4 months ago

What do US-Americans need all these eggs lately for? If they’re so expensive, why still buy them?

@MrsEaves@beehaw.org · 4 months ago

I’m lowkey hoping I missed the memo and a mass egging of the White House is in the works.

Vodulas [they/them] · 4 months ago

We eat like a lot of eggs in the US, and bird flu hit chickens like a 1000 trucks. I haven’t bought any recently, but I also just really like eggs. Breakfast sandwiches are one of my favorite things, so I can see people paying top dollar