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@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 3 months ago

Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile

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Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile

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@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 3 months ago
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HOUSTON—After two weeks of posing as an underage girl online and exchanging messages with a suspected child predator, Detective Sgt. Gordon Aguero of the Harris County Sheriff’s Office told reporters Thursday he had fallen in love with the pedophile he was investigating as part of a sting operation. Although he was assigned to the case […]
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  • IninewCrow
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    39•3 months ago

    Turns out the detective had been chatting with himself the entire time

    • Tony Bark
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      10•3 months ago

      Guess he’ll have to arrest himself.

  • JoYo
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    17•3 months ago

    So that’s how Musk met Gatez

  • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown
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    14•3 months ago

    I’m not ashamed to say I ate the onion on this title until I saw what community it was in.

  • @HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    6•3 months ago

    Similar concept: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEAZTKKXFrE

    • IninewCrow
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      2•3 months ago

      beautiful

    • (⬤ᴥ⬤)
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      2•3 months ago

      wizards with guns are great

  • Guy Ingonito
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    2•3 months ago

    This is true

  • @ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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    2•3 months ago

    Turns out he was looking at a mirror

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