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@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 2 months ago

Elon Musk Creates Federal Employee Revenge Porn Database

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Elon Musk Creates Federal Employee Revenge Porn Database

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@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 2 months ago
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WASHINGTON—Promising to use the U.S. DOGE Service to usher in a new age of government accountability and transparency, Elon Musk ordered the creation of a federal employee revenge porn database this week. “Federal employees have been lazy and unmotivated for years, so to ensure productivity going forward, all government workers must email me private nudes […]
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  • Csynthare
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    81•2 months ago

    Ok. Who had to look at the community name?

    • @satanmat@lemmy.world
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      11•2 months ago

      Yep. Gdism

      My first reaction was …"of course "

    • circuitfarmer
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      6•2 months ago

      Happening more and more lately

    • @Dutczar@sopuli.xyz
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      3•2 months ago

      I didn’t, because I just assumed Elon actually would do some form of porn blackmail. It’s obviously satire after a second, but it got me for a while.

    • @morrowind@lemmy.ml
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      1•2 months ago

      I though it was the opposite of what it was, and was confused as to why Elon would do something so good

    • @holycrap@lemm.ee
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      1•2 months ago

      I always glance at the community name before reading the post title and this community created that habit

  • @pageflight@lemmy.world
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    30•2 months ago

    Not to far from the Tesla customer personal video database.

    • kamenLady.
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      2 months ago

      Also shared: crashes and road-rage incidents. One crash video in 2021 showed a Tesla driving at high speed in a residential area hitting a child riding a bike, according to another ex-employee. The child flew in one direction, the bike in another. The video spread around a Tesla office in San Mateo, California, via private one-on-one chats, “like wildfire,” the ex-employee said.

      Don’t know what to write about this …

      • @Obi@sopuli.xyz
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        Totally normal and healthy work environment.

  • Sepix
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    27•2 months ago

    It didn’t even occur to me that this was an Onion article …

  • Tony Bark
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    14•2 months ago

    Honestly, I wouldn’t put it passed him.

    • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      2•2 months ago

      Wait, is it passed or past? I’ve been using past, but I’m suddenly not confident that I’m right.

      • @Darohan@lemmy.zip
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        3•2 months ago

        No you are right, it’s past

  • @Letstakealook@lemm.ee
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    6•2 months ago

    I’ll send my dick as revenge! (Or as an intro, just ask)

  • @Lightsong@lemmy.world
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    6•2 months ago

    Damn, got me good.

    • @ksigley@lemm.ee
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      1•2 months ago

      Literally did a double- take. Got me, too.

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