If that’s the best part of marriage, then your spouse can be replaced by a stick.
Scritches with love are infinitely better than scratches from a stick.
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A flexible stick made of silicone
Youse can’t reach your back? I just scratch myself.
There are other things of I can do with my own hands but is somehow better when done by my spouse.
Washing dishes is the first thing that comes to mind. Foot rubs is another. I’m sure ill think of others
With the price of eggs, choking chickens is right out.
I’m over 50.
Get a butt scratcher.
I’m not allowed another wife.
Or a good wall corner.
Obviously there are other wins, but you know this is a big thing.
I beg to differ. The best part is they cannot be compelled to testify against you (and vice versa). (In the USA.)
(We didn’t do anything, I just don’t like being compelled.)
Back scratches from my husband are like, the most amazing relaxing thing!
That’s what door frames are for. My wife is for chocolate mini cupcakes with almond buttercream. Among other things.
Wife just had me do that last night although truth be told Im the one asking for it more often.
sad Stephen Hawking noises
Of course this is a top post on a high furry populated social network.
Nah, a door frame can do that. My wife has much more impressive capabilities.
