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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 3 months ago

She has her priorities in order

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She has her priorities in order

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 3 months ago
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  • @Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
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    92•3 months ago

    Freeze peach!

    Sue the health inspector for violating your 1st amendment rights!

    • @simbico@lemmy.zip
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      12•3 months ago

      10/10 pun, I’m peachless

    • @DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works
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      5•3 months ago

      What does Rupert’s Land Act of 1868 have to do with peaches?

  • @HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    85•3 months ago

    I call BS you don’t fail inspections because of one thing. This place is probably full of fucked.

    • @kambusha@sh.itjust.works
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      23•3 months ago

      Apart from a frozen peach, the marionara was left open with mushrooms, bowls were burned; the kitchen was a toadal disaster!

      • @HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        21•3 months ago

        I think the bigger issue is the toads dude.

        • @Frozengyro@lemmy.world
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          3 months ago

          Yea and fucking Jeremy was stirring the clam chowder with his dick again, and this time it was as the inspector walked in! I mean sure, it’s impressive but you can’t let people walk into that blindly!

          • @HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            3•3 months ago

            That’s called culture where I’m from. That inspector knew jack about good food.

      • @ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world
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        2•3 months ago

        … Did they check this place on a Wednesday?

    • @pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      2•3 months ago

      could’ve pushed it over the edge

  • @shalafi@lemmy.world
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    29•3 months ago

    One would hope that a restaurant inspector could discern between frost and mold.

    • @fishos@lemmy.world
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      70•3 months ago

      It’s not in a labeled container with expiration dates. Can’t keep food on the freezer shelf like that.

      • Rhaedas
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        38•3 months ago

        Correct. You’d also get just a point or two lost because of it. If your place failed, it wasn’t just because of this peach. This was probably the least of the problems they found.

        • @fishos@lemmy.world
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          14•3 months ago

          Exactly. At best, this was the thing that made them look extra closely at everything else just in case lol. Like you said, wouldn’t be more than a few points.

  • @gibmiser@lemmy.world
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    13•3 months ago

    That’s something I would do and feel like such a jackass for it.

  • @MNByChoice@midwest.social
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    11•3 months ago

    I blame management for not checking.

  • @disgrunty@lemmy.world
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    3•3 months ago

    It’s a donut peach!

  • @recursiveInsurgent@lemm.ee
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    2•3 months ago

    Goofy ahh looking peach.

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