The Narcissist’s Prayer
That didn’t happen.
And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
And if it is, that’s not my fault.
And if it was, I didn’t mean it. <- he is here And if I did, you deserved it.inb4:
And if it was, you deserved it.
Ah, that old GOP favorite, the “Schrodinger’s Joke” defense against encouraging stochastic terrorism …
New rule: lawmakers don’t get to joke about fascist policies
No, no. This just tells us who to primary, before the primaries.
Markwayne will never beat the joke his parents pulled by giving him that name.
Savage, love it.
My go-to bully defense is making fun of their name, it’s so innocuous and not profane, yet it still stings and makes people wonder if they do have a stupid name :)
Hey, it wasn’t his daddy Bubbafred’s fault! Darlajean insisted!
His momma Bubbafred, named by her mother Winfred.
Markwayne “Hillbilly Is In The Name” Mullins
So… He’s evil. He’s supposed to be a represent of the country at some level. He should attempt to live up to the ideals of a democratic republic. He should take his role as a leader of the whole populace, not just some of it.
These statements are not jokes, they are statements of his role as a leader. They hold weight and power of his office. Claiming his officer’s power is a joke about hurting people demonstrates what he wants to use the power for. He feels the power of the state should be used extrajudicially against citizens of his nation. That’s evil.
But if anyone makes the same joke toward him, they’ll be hauled in for questioning.
And he’d want to fight them, like a CTE overgrown 15 year old.
This is a warning, kids: don’t let your kids participate in sports where they can sustain multiple concussions before they’re an adult. Your kid will end up a violent brute.
Gee, wonder how well the “I was just joking” defense would work for those non-MAGAts among us…
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Spoiler: No he wasn’t. He meant every word of that crap. He just thought others agreed with him.
Naw. He was probing for reactions to see if he could get away with it
Classic bully excuse
dude they never stop lying. I think mostly these days I’m just mad at how stupid they think we all are
I didnt elect my representatives to make jokes, and I’m sure others haven’t for theirs. fuck off.
there’s this joke about a republican senator I heard years ago. it starts off with his constituency beating him so hard that his next two children end up in wheelchairs. when the local news picks up the story they ask him, “do you have any regrets?” and the senator says, “of course I do! I have two.”
You can’t do that.
You’re an government official, not someone tanking a Tuesday-noon stand-up gig. If you want to be “funny” and intimate violence toward political opponents “as a joke”, quit and pursue that comedy career you’re tripping over yourself to practice.
We can’t keep letting public figures say insane shit and walking it back “as a joke”. You shouldn’t be able walk anything back. If you want to recant, it’s an official motion you have to make and you’re fined regardless, if it was a threat/incitement to violence or slander/libel.
They should be afraid of the words they use because those words have a greater effect than the average person.
One of those “I’m joking” but not really jokes. -I hate those. It show’s a lack of self-awareness on those that make the claim.
It’s a joke when you’re either upset or horrified at the statement… it’s like asking someone for a blow job, it’s a joke depending on your reason…Had a vocal group said that’s fine, kill the reporters telling inconvenience truths, he’d have done nothing to stop it, I bet.
the classic “Oh shit, I’m getting to much backlash…uh… uh…umm…er…uh… IT WAS A JOKE, GOD, STUPID LIBTARDS TAKE EVERYTHING SERIOUSLY!”
It’s a prank bro.
