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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 month ago

It's a fun new game

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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 month ago
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  • @otacon239@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    0118 999 88199 9119 725 3

    • ✺roguetrick✺
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      1 month ago

      Dear Sir/Madam,

      FIRE! FIRE!
      HELP ME!
      123 Carrendon Road.
      Looking forward to hearing from you.

      All the best,
      Maurice Moss

      • Lad
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        42•1 month ago

        I’ll just put this over here… with the rest of the fire…

        • @Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          33•1 month ago

          Roy: Weirdest thing just happened… (notices the fire) FIRE!!!

          Moss: I’ve sent an email. It’s fine.

          Roy: An email?! It’s a fire! Where’s… Where’s the extinguisher?

          (Moss points out that the extinguisher is also on fire!)

          Roy: How?!

          Moss: Made in Britain!

      • @Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        15•1 month ago

        Doesn’t seem formal enough, imho.

      • @Kanda@reddthat.com
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        1•1 month ago

        You forgot to add 0

    • @Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      37•1 month ago

      That second “0” should be a “9”. I don’t know why I’m so bothered by this, but I had the song playing in my head, and it got derailed.

      • @otacon239@lemmy.world
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        14•1 month ago

        Fixed :)

        • @Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          10•1 month ago

          Ha ha ha ha. Wow! That was fast! Thanks for accommodating one of my obsessions.

    • Beacon
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      35•1 month ago

      … 3

      • @Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        15•1 month ago

        Gets me every time.

    • @sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works
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      11•1 month ago

      Excellent!

      for next challenge multiply the 3 numbers in back if your card by 2 and then add 1

    • @DasAlbatross@lemmy.world
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      7•1 month ago

      Damnit! You beat me to it! Well done.

  • @db2@lemmy.world
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    73•1 month ago

    Take my number

    Multiply by one

    divide by ze̸Ŕ̷̨̜͍o̷͚̤̘͖͎̭͎̦͓͊̆̏̈́̓͛̚͜

    • Lena
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      4•1 month ago

      @db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com

  • @BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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    58•1 month ago

    hunter2

    • @someguy3@lemmy.world
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      42•1 month ago

      All I see is *******.

      • @Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world
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        1 month ago

        Ok Grandpa’s. Time to take you guys back home and turn unreal tournament back on

        • @voodooattack@lemmy.world
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          20•1 month ago

          Hurtful comment.

          So hurtful that I’m about to put on my robe and wizard hat

          • @Opisek@lemmy.world
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            5•1 month ago

            Are you going to ponder something… Spherical?

            • @theangryseal@lemmy.world
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              4•1 month ago

              Yer mom is spherical. Huht huht.

              Wait. Your mom is the orb?

        • @GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today
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          7•1 month ago

          Those runescape players are going to be very confused when they learn how to use the mouse to look around.

    • @UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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      22•1 month ago

    • @x4740N@lemm.ee
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      1•1 month ago

      Mike Hunt

  • @samus12345@lemm.ee
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    41•1 month ago

    Add one, multiply by zero. Got it!

  • @joseandres42@lemmy.world
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    34•1 month ago

    your result

    • @sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2•1 month ago

      deleted by creator

  • @Object@sh.itjust.works
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    27•1 month ago

    4814474077450141

    I’m looking forward to your cool magic trick!

    • @danciestlobster@lemm.ee
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      11•1 month ago

      Wow that’s so interesting! I like to compare that with the day it expires! When was that again?

      • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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        3•1 month ago

        05/25!

  • @RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    26•1 month ago

    0987 7654 5432 4321

    Same as my wifi password, luggage code, and bank acct number.

    • @Obi@sopuli.xyz
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      13•1 month ago

      That’s one hell of a lock on that luggage.

      • @milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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        1•1 month ago

        The worst is it costs a $2.64 surcharge each time to open, and then the luggage asks you to tip it!

    • @MimicJar@lemmy.world
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      8•1 month ago

      OMG! I HAVE THE EXACT SAME NUMBER!

      Wait what three digit number do you have on the back? No way those match too.

      • @RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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        5•1 month ago

        123, of course.

    • thermal_shock
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      5•1 month ago

      Samsonite. I was way off!

  • @WagnasT@lemmy.world
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    26•1 month ago

    your result in the comments.

  • @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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    26•1 month ago

    Better this one version

    Take your credit car number, multiple by 100, add the 3 numbers on the back on the card, multiple by 1000, add the 4 numbers on expiration date. Post on the comment.

    • @LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world
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      7•1 month ago

      You’re missing an order of ten in each (just fyi)

      • @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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        4•1 month ago

        Damn. Fooled by my bad arithmetics.

        • @LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world
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          2•1 month ago

          You were the missing ten all along

        • @Slovene@feddit.nl
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          1•1 month ago

          You should have a cardiologist check that out.

    • @milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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      3•1 month ago

      “And we will be sending your new credit car in the mail sometime next week, sir.”

      “Sorry, do you mean, credit card?”

      “I didn’t misspeak, sir. How big is your mailbox…”

  • @Sloogs@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    23•1 month ago

    hunter2

    • @Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world
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      11•1 month ago

      Huh. For some reason all I see is *******.

  • @ryan213@lemmy.ca
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    23•1 month ago

    Nice try, Slippin’ Jimmy.

  • 𒉀TheGuyTM3𒉁
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    21•1 month ago

    i got in the end process: 4252 4726 1539 2743 Does it has some utility? What will you use it for ? :O I took the big number in the center but i am not sure if it is the right one though. There’s also: 04/23, 04/26, and an inscription saying “Edwin Bearstown” in the bottom, but i coudn’t do the math with it so i put it as it is. On the back, there’s 3 digits “674”. Did i do it right?

    where am i

  • Rose
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    21•1 month ago

    ?OVERFLOW ERROR

    Some day, some day, I’ll be able to afford a 16-bit computer! I hear it’s the latest thing!

  • Destide
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    19•1 month ago

    Hunter2

  • @WolfLink@sh.itjust.works
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    1

    Oh whoops got the instructions mixed up

    • @lugal@sopuli.xyz
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      17•1 month ago

      Now divide by 0 and you’re good again

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