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@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 days ago

Not enough real estate

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Not enough real estate

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@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 days ago
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  • @ganryuzt@lemm.ee
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    2•9 hours ago

    Reminds me of the scene from God of War Ragnarok: “May this weapon strike true, may it be wielded with wisdom, may it be put down when its job is done.”

  • go $fsck yourself
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    1 day ago

    Thank fucking god someone made a poor attempt to censor the image by covering it with a transparent marking. I almost was exposed to the fucking disgusting word “cock”.

  • 🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪
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    9•22 hours ago

    this one wins lemmy for today

    • @Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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      4•21 hours ago

      Lemmy awards?

      • 🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪
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        2•3 hours ago

        Fucking best of Craigslist.

  • @Charlxmagne@lemmy.world
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    8•22 hours ago

  • zanyllama52
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    5•21 hours ago

    I don’t understand why this is self-censored.

    • Sundray
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      4•17 hours ago

      OG image probably came from a social media site where censorship is a thing.

      • @Charlxmagne@lemmy.world
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        3•10 hours ago

        There’s still censorship on here as well but it’s reasons are even dumber cuz there’s no advertisers on here to be bootlicking, with obvious exceptions to the laws of the hosting countries (that’s obviously a valid reason). Depends on the instance though obviously.

  • @Stovetop@lemmy.world
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    46•1 day ago

    Found the full statue if anyone else was curious what the whole thing looked like:

    • @Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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      10•21 hours ago

      That’s going to be a lot harder to fit on my cock

      • @Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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        4•21 hours ago

        You could do origami like clowns do with the balloons and make that statue.

        • @Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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          3•20 hours ago

          Sold

    • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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      11•1 day ago

      Omg thank you I thought the picture was the seat of a car and could not figure out the perspective or color choice at all

  • @NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    4•21 hours ago

    You can say male fowl on the internet.

    • @LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2•19 hours ago

      C O C K

  • @red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    53•1 day ago

    It’s “Non mi snudare senza ragione, non m’impugnare senza valore” if anybody needs to show the tattoo artist some legible text.

    • @anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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      4•19 hours ago

      Wang tattoos incoming!

      • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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        2•17 hours ago

        Mine just has a $100 bill on it…

  • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    15•1 day ago

    Windmilling it to scare Don Quixote away is a noble cause.

  • Sundray
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    23•2 days ago

    I have the same thing written on an ice cream scoop.

  • Kraiden
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    13•1 day ago

    Too bad he could only fit “non”

    • @vodka@lemm.ee
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      Pretty sure they’d have to give up halfway through the first N for me

      • @elephantium@lemmy.world
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        3•21 hours ago

        Ooh, a self-burn! Those are rare.

      • Kraiden
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        10•1 day ago

        at least you could pass it off as a rune ᛚ

    • @Eheran@lemmy.world
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      Why?

      • TJA!
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        10•1 day ago

        Because the penis is too short

  • @Zachariah@lemmy.world
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    10•1 day ago

    cook tattoo?

    • @FLP22012005@lemmy.world
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      https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a9/Cacatua_galerita_Tas_2.jpg

      • Kraiden
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        12•1 day ago

        Risky click of the day, and totally worth it. Bravo

  • @OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Do

    Do

    • @Wilco@lemm.ee
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      5•1 day ago

      She would be like: oh, I see now, it grew. You have some guy named Don’s name on there twice.

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