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Stamets to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 16 days ago

Hostel signage is something else

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Hostel signage is something else

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Stamets to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 16 days ago
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  • @usrtrv@sh.itjust.works
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    84•16 days ago

    I’ve definitely been in a hostel where they should have had this sign. Woke up to my bunk rockin.

    • @LouNeko@lemmy.world
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      73•16 days ago

      Yeah, worst family trip ever.

      • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        31•16 days ago

        Things just haven’t been the same since Dad passed away.

        • @rtxn@lemmy.world
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          20•16 days ago

          But did we really have to take such a long break on the way to the mortuary?

      • @rumba@lemmy.zip
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        6•15 days ago

        mom seemed to like it

  • Match!!
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    49•16 days ago

    me when i show up to the popcorn party to provide commentary on my own sex tape

    • Omega
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      9•16 days ago

      me and the folk trying to find her clit together (investigative voice-over)

  • @deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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    47•16 days ago

    Penalty is a million dongs

    • @moody@lemmings.world
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      16•16 days ago

      About $50 USD, or a million penises.

      • @deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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        16 days ago

        If you get fined in Vietnam, you have to take out your dong in front of the police.

      • @ohshit604@sh.itjust.works
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        16 days ago

        Some how more expensive than a private room?

        A hotel certainly costs a lot more than that,

        • @moody@lemmings.world
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          10•16 days ago

          Not in Vietnam. At a hostel or low-end hotel, you can get away with $10-15 a night.

          • @Comment105@lemm.ee
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            3•16 days ago

            So it’s the same price as a cheap rental apartment, $300-450 a month.

    • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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      4•15 days ago

      An average Saturday night for your mum

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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      2•16 days ago

      Very Nasty Dongs.

  • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    22•16 days ago

    VND? Vietnamese Nerd Dollars?

    • StametsOP
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      26•16 days ago

      Close lmao Vietnamese Dong

      • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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        16•16 days ago

        Dong? Well now I know I can never go to Vietnam because I have a child’s sense of humor.

        • @SupremeDonut@lemmy.ml
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          10•16 days ago

          “That’ll be 5 Dong”

          giggling

          • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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            2•15 days ago

            I only have a 4 dong but I make up for it with enthusiasm.

            • @LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.ee
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              2•15 days ago

              It’s metric over there. You have over 10 dong!

      • @Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
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        12•16 days ago

        Wait, they pay by dong?

        • @kambusha@sh.itjust.works
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          8•16 days ago

          3 dings to a dong

          • @PolarKraken@sh.itjust.works
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            5•16 days ago

            Goddamn inflation…

            • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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              4•15 days ago

              Google dong inflation for more information

  • @huppakee@lemm.ee
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    13•16 days ago

    Some people just don’t care about anything do they. Guess they went to this hostel one time too many.

  • @Goretantath@lemm.ee
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    10•16 days ago

    Would that count as a type of revenge porn?

    • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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      1•15 days ago

      Vietnamese DGAF

  • @TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    3•16 days ago

    eh.

  • @lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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    1•15 days ago

    I for one would take all the feedback I can get.

  • @GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    15 days ago

    Now, your astrological forecast: Leo, you gonna die; Virgo, you gonna die; Gemini, you gonna die. Twice.

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