Look, I’m a freak who loves having nightmares, but that’s beside the point. But the last time I had a dream I didn’t like, it was one where I was being chewed out in front of the whole class for being late to a lab class in college. Actually made me wake up early and start getting my shit together.

Yeah, worst family trip ever.

I know, I got like 400 hours in it.

I make my bed every day.

If it’s the first one you found there’s gonna be some scripted damage and you’ll have to use it immediately as a tutorial.

What will be considered a classic car in 50 years? A 2017 Toyota Camry Station Wagon?

I knew hauling around a random jerrycan would pay of some day
shit, this thing is heavy when it’s full

Or just use Heelys like a normal person.

I think in 50 years we hopefully have figured out solid state graphene film batteries.

Big words from a lost Primarch.

Yeah, they did the branding thing to people too.

“I also think my sister is hotter than me.”

How can rats have human level intelligence, if we as humans have to essentially consume the whole bodyweight of a rat daily, just to sustain our very energy demanding brains.

Make only the next high feel like it’s the first one again, without overdosing.

Books. I’m dyslexic as fuck but heavy readers are mostly chill people.

They can get appease of my balls.

Baseball, huh?

I’ll doomwalk off a cliff.

Go to back to the big bang. You presence alone will butterfly effect the earth out of existence.

Globalism and aviation has killed the deterrent of a rebellion. While it was always true, that no matter how big of a monster you are, there is always a place on earth where your money is welcome with open hands. Back in the day, the people that bled their country into ruin still had to walk the same streets as everybody else if they wanted to get to this sanctuary, or rot away isolated in their palaces. To flee meant to potentially meet somebody they had no power or influence over, and thus, punishment. But now they can simply get into a private helicopter or private plane and can leave to their foreign vacation home and live the rest of their days in a country where even a little money is still more important than having pricipals.
That’s why it will not only happen again, but will also never stop, because there are no more consequences for the rich.