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no banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 11 days ago

The Gooner

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The Gooner

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no banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 11 days ago
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  • @Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world
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    83•11 days ago

    • @Not_Dav3@lemmy.world
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      16•11 days ago

      Yeah, tell 'em, boss! >:)

    • funkajunk
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      12•11 days ago

      I’d let her boss me around
       
       
       
      Because I’m weak and have very little self esteem

      • @Charlxmagne@lemmy.world
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        Because I’m weak and have very little self esteem

        Speak for yourself, I js got mother issues

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    • @Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world
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      8•10 days ago

      Ah that makes more sense

  • @Obituarykidney@lemmy.world
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    37•11 days ago

    I used to manage a pub, and I hired an 18 year old chavy kid as a glassy and this is how he talked to me. Ngl, it felt pretty cool. I liked talking to him.

    • @meyotch@slrpnk.net
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      10•11 days ago

      Is a glassy similar to a bar back?

      • Match!!
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        4•10 days ago

        If you’re hiring 18 year olds for that then you don’t need to goon oh BAR back sorry disregard

      • @Obituarykidney@lemmy.world
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        It was a big and very busy pub so we had both glassy and bar back. Usually that’s the same person but we needed multiple people just constantly clearing the floor and washing glassware, and a couple people restocking the bar and changing kegs.

  • Match!!
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    26•11 days ago

    jerk ya off, boss? you got it boss

  • @wanderwisley@lemm.ee
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    18•11 days ago

    I miss when the term goon was a Batman villain henchman.

    • @RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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      3•10 days ago

      Or “gyat” was what a ranch hand might say to a critter to get it to more swiftly depart.

  • @toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world
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    18•11 days ago

    aww, come on, i really liked wearing that hat

    • @gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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      25•11 days ago

      aww, come on, I really liked wearing that hat

      boss

    • @ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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      7•11 days ago

      If boss says the hat is alright then it’s alright by me

    • @FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee
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      deleted by creator

  • @Saleh@feddit.org
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    15•11 days ago

    okay boss -> no need to argue, no need to talk about the task, just leave me alone.

    you need to talk to the boss -> i am not taking responsibility for any decisions that if they go wrong will be blamed on me and if they go well i won’t get credit for.

  • @drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    7•11 days ago

    Play Fallen Aces if you want to experience a gooner shooter.

  • @Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world
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    I had a much different understanding of the word gooner. I guess this is a pg version?

    • @Charlxmagne@lemmy.world
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      The er was added incorrectly, he’s a goon not a gooner.

  • @Charlxmagne@lemmy.world
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    4•10 days ago

    Gooner

  • tisktisk
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    3•10 days ago

    I like saying boss a lot
    Why this make me a “gooner”?

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