Modeling at Shutterstock. Nice touch.
The perfect cover.
hmm I think the red circle actually contributes to this meme.
She’s obviously into you, you should give her your SSN so she can check out your financial stability. It makes you even more attractive
Great idea! I also suggest screenshots of bank statements. Although they can be faked, so maybe login details would be easier
I’m sure it will not.
Modeling job at shutterstock already had me
For these “security questions” I always make a nonsense answer and record it in my password manager.
Q: “Name of your first love”
A: pizza
You say nonsense, but only give a sensible example
Thank you.
He was too ashamed to give his actual answer “pineapple pizza”
Same here.
Q: What’s your mom’s maiden name?
A: She died in a horrific fire last year
😀
That’s dark, I like.
Yep I use the same fake DOB each time
She just wants to tell you your porn star name
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I want to photoshop an anime dude losing a sword fight right under the focus of those banners.
What's your name? Where do you live? What do you like to eat?
We are all computery!
Oh yeah,
wow,
wow,
wow,
this is a computer.
Need the last 4 digits of your SSN too
True love like this, makes me tear up every time.
I love seeing a modern day romance 😍
The answer to all three of your questions is “Gary”
Our Gary died in a bad plankton incident. We now have Gary 2 and Gary 3.
And yet she didn’t ask him about his highschool mascot.
Everyone shut up!
Let it happen… This is a canon event for him…
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