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@httpjames@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago

I have a software engineering joke but it's probably not scalable

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I have a software engineering joke but it's probably not scalable

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@httpjames@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • idunnololz
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    22•2 years ago

    I have a stack overflow joke but it’s been marked as a duplicate.

  • @dodeca@lemmy.world
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    22•2 years ago

    I have a geology joke, it rocks.

  • @Seasm0ke@lemmy.world
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    I have a logic joke but its probably not

  • @14th_cylon@lemm.ee
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    i have an udp joke. i am not sure if you would get it, but i don’t really care.

  • @TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone
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    13•2 years ago

    I have a web dev joke but [object Object]

    • @httpjames@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      5•2 years ago

      JSON.stringify(joke)

      You have to tell us what it was now 😏

      • @TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone
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        2•2 years ago

        undefined

  • @___@lemm.ee
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    13•2 years ago

    I have a cyber-security joke, it’ll be 30BTC to unlock it.

  • @Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee
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    11•2 years ago

    DUUUUDE. YOU CUT MY COMMENT

    • @httpjames@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      7•2 years ago

      haha I didn’t know you were here too

      • @Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee
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        5•2 years ago

        Ya didn’t even upvote my comment…

        • @flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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          5•2 years ago

          I think you should take it as a personal attack

      • @Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee
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        Also, I see you’re a fellow voyager user

  • mifan
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    9•2 years ago

    Is this a screenshot of a post with a screenshot of a post? We ARE going to need a software engineer it seems.

    • @mormegil@programming.dev
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      5•2 years ago

      Obligatory: https://xkcd.com/1683/

  • magic_lobster_party
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    9•2 years ago

    Use a jokeless architecture

  • @theherk@lemmy.world
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    6•2 years ago

    Nice to see another wefwef user out there. For anybody that hasn’t checked it out you should. vger.app

  • IWantToFuckSpez
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    5•2 years ago

    I have a statistics joke but it’s mean.

  • @Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    I have a GitHub joke but it hasnt been commit pushed yet

  • Anna
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    4•2 years ago

    I have a life joke but it’s probably cruel.

  • @xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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    3•2 years ago

    Anthropology just sitting there judging all of us.

  • Amerikan Pharaoh
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    2•2 years ago

    I have an IDE joke but it’s still compiling

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