Off topic: the onion needs to resume making videos again. Their “news” videos were amazing and most of them are still relevant today even though most of them are 12 years old. Also sex house was hilarious. Please bring these gems back 🙏

Senior dev positions in the Bay area can fetch like 300k/yr base pay or higher. You can afford monthly down payments with an income this high. If you are married your income can go even higher. US tax code also allows you to average your income if you file together. Eg. If one person is staying at home and the other makes 300k/yr, your income tax is calculated as if two people made 150k/yr each. This can greatly reduce your taxes.

My favorite part of that movie was when they assembled and started yelling “SEVEN SAMURAI” at the top of their lungs.

Yeet

Lolllll I use the em dash trick too, but some people do just love using them—I definitely went through a phase myself.

That sounds similar to the OG chinese classic: Tomato and Egg. You literally dice a tomato, stir fry a bit to soften it then scramble an egg in the same pan. Salt and you are done. There are many many minor variations including adding sugar or msg. Topping with scallions or even adding ketchup, sesame oil or pepper.

And what metric is this measured in? Big Macs?

The cherry on top:

Yes. The “problem”.

Apparently I saw this in 2016.

IIRC there was an episode where Ralph runs for president and he wasn’t terrible.

As an app dev im pretty sure you cannot actually compile an iOS app on let’s say windows. Although you are free to use things like flutter or KMP and yes your code can be built for iOS on any OS you want, the compiler (the thing that turns code into binary to run on the platform) only exists on MacOS.

So at the end of the day you will need a Mac to be able to actually run your code on an iphone.

“Hellfire” in my ass

It’s a circle tho right. Eventually it will all spin back around? /s

I dont see any sex depicted in the image :/

I cant ctrl c on my phone 😭

This almost happened to me at work. I almost pasted some NSFW text to work slack because i was trying to copy a link but i didnt realize that for some reason the link didn’t copy. So when i pasted the text to slack, it pasted my last copied text which contained some NSFW content. I was so panicked but thankfully i did not send the message. At the same time idk if i would want to carry two phones with me At all times. I would also need to keep both phones charged. Urg. I wish there was a way to keep your clipboard separate between personal and work profiles.

In the current world when they are done with a release they have to reconcile their internal trunk (main branch) to the external trunk which is the one that everyone can see. This is because currently google do some development internally while other development is done on the public trunk. This reconciliation process can be annoying due to things like “merge conflicts” (ie. A disagreement between two versions of changes about what the final change should be). By doing all work on the internal trunk it should make this reconciliation process much simpler.