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Track_Shovel to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago

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  • Norgur
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    135•2 years ago

    The number of skeletons inside of a human body is statistically greater than 1.

    • Track_ShovelOP
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      29•2 years ago

      Fuck, that’s a good one

    • @ericbomb@lemmy.world
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      4•2 years ago

      I like skull more, but both are great.

    • @XenoWarden@beehaw.org
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      1•2 years ago

      I don’t get this one…?

      • MacN'Cheezus
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        15•2 years ago

        This might help

      • Dhs92
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        15•2 years ago

        Bebe

      • @mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        10•2 years ago

        Skeletons, not bones

        Preggerant

    • @knorke3@lemm.ee
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      -8•2 years ago

      actually, you’re forgetting about amputees and people born with fewer limbs. it’s likely less than 1.

      • Norgur
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        26•2 years ago

        Skeleton, not bones. Amputees still have.a skeleton, don’t they?

        • Vengefu1 Tuna
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          12•2 years ago

          I lost my skele back in 'nam

          • Norgur
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            5•2 years ago

            Dang commies!

            • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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              1•2 years ago

              We didn’t make Agent Orange. That was Monsanto, and Dow.

        • @knorke3@lemm.ee
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          1•2 years ago

          the question is: is a skeleton that’s missing pieces still “one skeleton”? And if so, at which point does it become not a skeleton? Because i’m reasonably sure you wouldn’t call a severed foot a skeleton even though it is still arguably “one skeleton” that is just missing a lot of pieces.

          • Azzy
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            0•1 year ago

            i think a skeleton is just multiple bones together that are attached. A pile of bones isn’t a skeleton, it’s a pile of bones

            • @knorke3@lemm.ee
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              1•1 year ago

              so by your definition a severed foot is, indeed, a skeleton. huh.

              • Azzy
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                1•1 year ago

                If an anthropologist found a 2-million year old intact foot, I think they’d call it a skeleton, sure.

                • @knorke3@lemm.ee
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                  1•1 year ago

                  i somehow have a feeling that they’d call that a partial skeleton (aka. less than one)

      • @dgmib@lemmy.world
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        5•2 years ago

        And you’re forgetting that about 1% of the population is pregnant at any given time and has another whole human inside of them.

        • @knorke3@lemm.ee
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          1•2 years ago

          honestly curious about how those two would end up statistically balancing out.

          • ferret
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            1•1 year ago

            There are not very many amputees compared to pregnant woman, and babies have a lot more bones that are in your typical limb

  • @grue@lemmy.world
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    114•2 years ago

    Of the ~100 billion humans who have ever lived, ~8 billion of them are still alive. Therefore, your chance of dying is only 92%, not 100%.

    • Funkytom467
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      Yeah but no one of them survived the 116th 122th year.

      • @Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml
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        8•2 years ago

        These things are always subject to challenge but as I understand the oldest ‘verified’ person to have ever lived was 122 when they died.

        • Funkytom467
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          2•2 years ago

          Ho yes you’re right, just checked and that was Jeanne Calment.

        • @DanglingFury@lemmy.world
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          1•2 years ago

          I’m going full Bilbo Baggins is i make it to 111 years old

      • @hydrospanner@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        122nd*

        • @diffcalculus@lemmy.world
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          1•2 years ago

          Not if Mike Tyson says it

    • @Octopus1348@lemy.lol
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      5•2 years ago

      Big (soft) brain moment

    • @itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      3•2 years ago

      Who knows, at some point we might figure out how to stop/reverse aging, so your chance of dying (in the foreseeable future) is not 100%, only very close to it

  • @surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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    95•2 years ago

    The average person has fewer than two legs.

    • @rotopenguin@infosec.pub
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      48•2 years ago

      Some women have four legs. It’s a temporary condition, but I gander that it’s common enough to offset the amputees.

      • @platypus_plumba@lemmy.world
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        36•2 years ago

        What happens if I put my foot up your ass? Whose foot is it in this equation?

        • @Brickhead92@lemmy.world
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          12•2 years ago

          Depends, do you have control of it once it’s in? If not, then it’s probably still the other person’s, they’re just using you as a shoe.

          • @platypus_plumba@lemmy.world
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            6•2 years ago

            I’ve been told he’s tight, so my foot will probably get numb due to the contractions.

        • qaz
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          5•2 years ago

          Doesn’t matter, the total amount stays the same

        • Thurstylark
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          4•2 years ago

          Calm down, Red Foreman.

          • @tslnox@reddthat.com
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            1•2 years ago

            Looks like your ass is next in line.

        • @tslnox@reddthat.com
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          2•2 years ago

          Red Foreman’s, obviously.

        • @rotopenguin@infosec.pub
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          1•2 years ago

          Who is providing oxygen and nutrients to your foot?

      • @Kecessa@sh.itjust.works
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        I saw your dad last night and he also temporarily had four legs so I guess he helped offset the amputeess too

  • Pistcow
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    62•2 years ago

    Unless there’s a lot of dudes with 3 it really is less than 1 on average.

    https://www.statista.com/statistics/737923/us-population-by-gender/

    • Track_ShovelOP
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      30•2 years ago

      Shut up before we start talking about p values…

      • qupada
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        68•2 years ago

        p is stored in the balls…

      • Pistcow
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        15•2 years ago

        Did you just assume my p-values!?

        • Track_ShovelOP
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          9•2 years ago

          No, but I know what you LSmean

          • @Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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            10•2 years ago

            Damn girl, your bell curves are statistically significant

          • @InputZero@lemmy.ml
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            2•2 years ago

            Let’s all calm down, and have some Chi at the square.

  • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    4 out of 5 participants enjoy gang rape

  • @red_pigeon@lemm.ee
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    33•2 years ago

    68% of statistical facts are incorrect, including this one

    • @problematicPanther@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      They say 3 percent of the people use 5 to 6 percent of their brain, 97 percent use 3 percent and the rest goes down the drain

  • @Deello@lemm.ee
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    27•2 years ago

    So in other words I’m above average

  • TheRealKuni
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    26•2 years ago

    If we’re including all humans, the mean is likely below 1, the median is possibly 1 and possibly 0, and the mode is probably 0.

    If we’re limiting to the male sex, then the mode and median are probably 2, and the mean somewhere between 1 and 2.

  • Zatore
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    14•2 years ago

    I’m partially responsible for this stat

    • trashcan
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      18•2 years ago

      Aren’t we all?

      • Zatore
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        3•2 years ago

        Ya, but I’m also why the number is less than two

        • Apathy Tree
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          By being female or through loss?

          Cuz I mean roughly half the population of the US has zero by default and they are included in this statistic. So for them you may also be part of why the number is greater than zero.

          • nfh
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            4•2 years ago

            Or through parenting, perhaps?

            If you personally have two, but have two kids with zero, you’re responsible for lowering the average to one, or lower depending on how we account for your partner’s contribution

          • it's not often that shit just works
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            2•2 years ago

            Unfortunate encounter with a Laplander.

          • Zatore
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            1•2 years ago

            deleted by creator

        • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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          7•2 years ago

          In a few months I’ll be doing my part to lower the average

          • @AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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            8•2 years ago

            best of luck with your lopemoffomy

            • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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              4•2 years ago

              Somehow never heard that term before but I’m here for it

          • kase
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            5•2 years ago

            o7

  • @greencactus@lemmy.world
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    7•2 years ago

    I am doing my part!

  • @W3dd1e@programming.dev
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    7•2 years ago

    For every snake on Earth, there is one snake dick. Half of all snakes are female.

  • @hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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    He didn’t dare talk to Razek about an average of one hand. Otherwise the medics would have been very busy.

  • @problematicPanther@lemmy.world
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    1•2 years ago

    deleted by creator

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