This guy has never heard of quantum ducks
Schrödinger’s Duck
Came here to write this… Man you’re good.
What about half a duck?
How crispy we talking?
What you didn’t know is that the universe is mostly ducks. Dark matter? More like duck matter!
Duck Tales? More like Everything Tales!
Is a single cell within a duck a duck or is it itself not a duck?
Yes.
Inclusive or gets them every time.
- Hot Dog
- Not Hot Dog
What about parts of a hot dog?
What if I ate a hot dog?
You wouldn’t claim a hot dog is not a hot dog anymore after I took a bite, right?
If parts of a hot dog are a hot dog, when do they become non-hotdog in my intestines?
If a hot dog is no longer a hot dog after you take a bite, what is it? It’s still a sandwich consisting of a sausage in a bun; you’re just masticating now.
Came here to make the same joke. Am not disappoint.
platypus
Is a picture of a duck a duck?
Is the life of a duck a duck?
Is your perception of a duck a duck?
Now this is science.
This is where the science begins
On the internet, no one can tell you’re a duck.
What about some sorta duck-goose hybrid?
It depends on your definition of duck
What about a platypus? It could be considered part/half-duck. Or even duck-like!
Platypus?
Heretic! How dare you!?
Makes sense to me
Fewer than 5% of adult cats have a driver’s license.
There’s a linear algebra joke that can complement this one and goes like this:
Everything in the universe is either a duck or not a duck, but almost everything that is not a duck, if examined very closely or in really short time intervals, it behaves as a duck and you can apply duck methods to it.
