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glowie to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Yup

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  • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝 ✔️
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    21•2 years ago

    between one and zero

  • @TheSparrowPrince@lemmy.world
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    13•2 years ago

    deleted by creator

    • @doppelgangmember@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      “Fuuuckkkk this is too much again, time to break my existence down into minuscule pieces of consciousness. I’m out dawg (as for now i am a dog).”

    • @MajorHavoc@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago
      git merge feature/Australia
      97 conflicts
      git commit -am 'Whatever, I'm tired.'
      git push -f
      
  • Lux (it/they)
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    13•2 years ago

    I AM A GOD | DOG AM A I

  • dog
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    12•2 years ago

    I have two states.

    0 equals “I have no idea what I’m doing”. 1 equals “I have no idea why this works”.

    Binary ops withstanding.

    • @dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      I do my bool operations like !=

  • @cryomancer20x6@lemmy.sdf.org
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    2 years ago

    deleted by creator

    • @dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      I know just enough to push to prod and break everything

  • @FlickOfTheBean@beehaw.org
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    5•2 years ago

    Can confirm, god is just dog backwards.

    • Bruisedback
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      god.split(“”).reverse().join(“”)

      Dogdammit they’re right!

  • @Slotos@feddit.nl
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    5•2 years ago

    Where’s the second one?

    • @supercriticalcheese@feddit.it
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      2•2 years ago

      I have no idea

  • @simonced@lemmy.one
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    4•2 years ago

    I am the one on the right at the moment…

  • @dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    The amount of overscopes I have because something that was suppose to be simple ended up taking too long is too damn high!

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆
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    4•2 years ago

    I am only one of these. I need a drink. The old water into wine glass trick should work

  • @UpperBroccoli@feddit.de
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    3•2 years ago

    Hah. My default state is “I know this is shite and I have a million ideas how to do this better, but it is the best I can do in the time that I have to complete this.”

  • @ZeroHora@lemmy.ml
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    2•2 years ago

    I already said these two phrases today.

  • @jet@hackertalks.com
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    2•2 years ago

    Why not both? God who doesn’t know what he’s doing

  • VicFic!
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    2•2 years ago

    Superposition for me!

  • @Obi@sopuli.xyz
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    This also works with other fields. I’m pretty sure I’ll have these confidence swings my whole life regardless how good I get at anything.

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