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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • @MsPenguinette@lemmy.world
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    111•1 year ago

    New lesbian goal unlocked: Be confused for a ghost

    • @PapaStevesy@midwest.social
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      58•1 year ago

      New ghost tactic revealed: pretend to be a lesbian.

  • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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    99•1 year ago

    WHERE DID HER MOUTH GO!? :-P

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      88•1 year ago

    • @Kyrrrr@lemmynsfw.com
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      55•1 year ago

      Little known fact, lesbians hide their fangs to seem less threatening to their prey

      • @Gabu@lemmy.world
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        7•1 year ago

        Cats don’t care about fangs, silly

    • @x4740N@lemmy.world
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      26•1 year ago

      I looked at the image again and what what actual fuck

      • @Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works
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        1•1 year ago

        That’s why she’s a lesbian.

    • @hperrin@lemmy.world
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      17•1 year ago

      It’s hiding behind “went out”.

    • ɔiƚoxɘup
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      9•1 year ago

      It’s anaAttempt at defense against AI. Doesn’t want her head used for porn.

      Welcome to the future.

      • @Rodeo@lemmy.ca
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        3•1 year ago

        She could just not post pictures of her face.

        • ɔiƚoxɘup
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          2•1 year ago

          Exactly. If you keep your eyes open you’ll see teenagers and family photos covering their face. Probably in vain because as AI improves it’ll be able to figure out what that person’s face is supposed to look like based on their family or some crazy shit like that.

      • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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        2•1 year ago

        It’s probably already too late.:-P

        • ɔiƚoxɘup
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          3•1 year ago

          I hope not, but this is the internet and we’re on the dark timeline.

          • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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            2•1 year ago

            As a ghost, she will embrace the dark, become one with it, and own it.

            • ɔiƚoxɘup
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              1•1 year ago

              Is everything ok at home?

              Seriously though, thanks for the laugh.

    • @RandomVideos@programming.dev
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      8•1 year ago

      Ghosts dont have mouths

      • dolphin
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        7•1 year ago

        That’s why they moan a lot. The ooooohhhooo is from the other end

      • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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        4•1 year ago

        Except the ones that are ALL TEETH…

        and even then, I guess:-P.

    • @Anticorp@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      Help I’m steppin’ into the twilight zone

      Place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned

    • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      James Bond stole it.

    • @x4740N@lemmy.world
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      1•1 year ago

      I just figured out that her mouth is behind the “went out” part of the text

      She’s doing that mouth pose, I don’t know what it’s called

      • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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        1•1 year ago

        “smiling”? hehe:-P

    • @acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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      1•1 year ago

      Danger Helvetica.

      Either that or she has no mouth and must scream.

      • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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        1•1 year ago

        Or maybe this is proof that we all are in The Matrix? :-P

  • @hperrin@lemmy.world
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    79•1 year ago

    Spooky Scary Lesbians

    • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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      19•1 year ago

      Send shivers down my frenulum.

  • @dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    32•1 year ago

    Those clothes are 1000% early 60s.

    • @iviattendurefort@lemmy.world
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      13•1 year ago

      Only a ghost could know that…

  • @gmtom@lemmy.world
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    29•1 year ago

    I’ll take things that didn’t happen for 400

  • @Anticorp@lemmy.world
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    21•1 year ago

    Was the mom right?

  • Ephera
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    16•1 year ago

    I mean, after WWI, they didn’t have all too many men kickin’ about…

    • littleblue✨
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      19•1 year ago

      So many roommates. As far as the eye could see.

  • @Holzkohlen@feddit.de
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    13•1 year ago

    Nice try lesbian ghost. I am on to you!

  • @doctorcrimson@lemmy.world
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    10•1 year ago

    WITCH?! SHE SAID WITCH!

  • @JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world
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    9•1 year ago

    “I think” lmao

  • @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    9•1 year ago

    Lesliebeans have been haunting my place for years. I called a poultryguyst to throw chickens at them and make them go away.

    Pro-LGBTQ+ silliness here. Everyone deserves clothes from 1920s.

  • @Xerxos@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Perhaps she just misheard: no I think she’s just a thespian

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