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Aurelius to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

Nothing is private on a farm. All the corn have ears.

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Nothing is private on a farm. All the corn have ears.

Aurelius to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • SharkEatingBreakfast
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    17•1 year ago

    And all the potatoes have eyes.

    • @Vathsade@lemmy.ca
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      13•1 year ago

      And the beanstalk

  • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    10•1 year ago

    I never feel ignored on a farm; the corn is all ears.

    • @Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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      9•1 year ago

      There’s certainly a kernel of truth to that

  • udon
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    1•1 year ago

    What about acorn?

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