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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago

U.S. Navy Announces Plan To Phase Out All Wet Activities

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U.S. Navy Announces Plan To Phase Out All Wet Activities

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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago
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NORFOLK, VA—Reaching the decision after an extensive discussion amongst the military branch’s leadership, the U.S. Navy announced Friday its plan to phase out all wet activities over the coming year. “Although wetness has long defined the Navy’s operations, we’ve concluded that getting wet is really more trouble…
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  • @andrewta@lemmy.world
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    12•1 year ago

    So no more sex?

    • @Postreader2814@lemm.ee
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      15•1 year ago

      No more wet sex.

      • @TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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        8•1 year ago

        Ben Shapiro, it’s your time to shine!

      • @andrewta@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        Ouch

  • @TIEPilot@lemmy.world
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    11•1 year ago

    I’m going in dry, bite that pillow!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    4•1 year ago

    Spies will now be forced to conduct “dryworks” instead of “wetworks.”

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