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@alyth@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

I just reviewed my vacuum cleaner on Amazon. It sucks hard. 5 stars.

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I just reviewed my vacuum cleaner on Amazon. It sucks hard. 5 stars.

@alyth@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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