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MacN'Cheezus to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

Choose your fighter

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Choose your fighter

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MacN'Cheezus to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • TotallyNotSpez
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    32•1 year ago

    Glocktopus.

    Peace through superior firepower.

  • @norimee@lemmy.world
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    23•1 year ago

    Glocktopus as 9 freaking brains. Together with his 3 hearts and 8 arms he’s unstoppable.

    • @Sylvartas@lemmy.world
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      16•1 year ago

      Also a master of camouflage, and is already known to use tools somewhat proficiently. A clear winner

    • @milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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      1•1 year ago

      Yeah but his brains are known to not always coordinate well, even to the point of attacking each other.

  • @MehBlah@lemmy.world
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    16•1 year ago

    I’m going with Glocktopus. Quantity has a quality all its own.

    • @trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      Also, each arm has its own brain, so it’s pretty hard to disable.

  • @AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world
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    16•1 year ago

    Y’all sleeping on Glockadile. He will see you in a while, and when he does I’d rather he be a friendly.

    • @Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1•1 year ago

      Also they tend to be fairly bullet proof too. You have to shoot them in this small area on the top of their head to kill em quickly. Otherwise they’ll live a while shooting back at you.

  • @littletranspunk@lemmus.org
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    15•1 year ago

    Glockatoo

    They’re the one I can count on to not give up

  • @EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world
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    14•1 year ago

    I’m more concerned about the indestructible glockroach!

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      18•1 year ago

      A new challenger appears…

      • @EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world
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        3•1 year ago

        Ah fuck, that’s more terrifying than I’d imagined!

        • MacN'CheezusOP
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          5•1 year ago

          You’re welcome.

  • @LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz
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    11•1 year ago

    The Glocktopus is the easy choice here.

    • RBG
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      5•1 year ago

      It’s not even a choice, bro. Glocktopus for life!

  • moosetwin
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    10•1 year ago

    obviously you gotta go with glocktopus, you can shoot 8 times

    you don’t pick glocktopus? that’s waiting for you in the water, your head goes under? he’s there, he’s waiting for you, he’s not gonna fuck around.

    okay class now we gotta get back onto our little cheeky curriculum

  • @it_depends_man@lemmy.world
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    8•1 year ago

    Glockness Monster *teleports behind you*

    “nothing personal, kid”

    • Druid
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      2•1 year ago

      personell*

      • don
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        2•1 year ago

        Those that know the meme know that this is the correct spelling.

  • @Tillyrblue@lemmy.world
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    7•1 year ago

    Glock Ness Monster

    At least I’ll have a 50/50 chance

  • Franklin
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    7•1 year ago

    Everybody gangsta until the Glizzard shows up.

  • @BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    The glocktopus is chambered for 8x9x19mm

  • @LordGimp@lemm.ee
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    6•1 year ago

    What stupidity you must have to choose any other than the glockatoo. All the rest of them are ground dwelling or water critters. What if I want my Lil dude to fly up in the sky to shoot God?

  • @Pixlbabble@lemmy.world
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    5•1 year ago

    Glocktopus and Glockatoo are tied for me.

  • credit crazy
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    5•1 year ago

    I can imagine a battle between the glocktopus v the Glock ness monster tuning into a conspiracy themed death note parody

    • @milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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      1•1 year ago

      Hollywood? Are you reading this?

      • credit crazy
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        1•1 year ago

        Writer: ok so this new show is basically death note buuuut L wears a tinfoil hat at all times and is convinced kira is Bigfoot

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