yeah, leading them on

the matpat effect strikes again

there’s a chance for me to make a funny here but I don’t want to be banned from my instance because of a misunderstanding

bisexuality

is it gay and straight or neither gay nor straight

the broom stick is for checking if it’s loaded, call it a cleaning rod

OP forgot to turn on vsync

big o notation

you got me

help I do not exist

OP clearly didn’t get the broom closet ending

found the human

this is what happens when you get a circumcision 😔 (donate to robots in need today)

I think it’s a bit too late for that

this is obviously satire

I haven’t listened to any music since yesterday so here’s some from my music playlist:

• don’t be a fool in my ass
• the whole town’s laughing at m(y ass)
• dancin (with) my ass
• master of flame in my ass
• the fire and the flames in my ass
• clubbed to death (with) my ass
• dare to be stupid in my ass
• in the house, in a heartbeat, in my ass

OBJECTS THAT I’VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE:

• rules of nature in my ass
• meat grinder in my ass
• outrun the wolves in my ass
• sharks in my ass
• ghosts 'n stuff in my ass
• small enemy spider in my ass

streetlight people in my ass

alternatively: i’m the guy thinking a

i’m the guy thinking of fucking

upvoted just for the title