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@Varven@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 10 months ago

The dinosaur paradox

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The dinosaur paradox

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@Varven@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 10 months ago
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  • @ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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    10 months ago

    Two problems with this:

    • Dinosaurs didn’t really turn into oil, plankton did (thanks teaching me, Beakman’s World)

    • Plastic is often made from a natural gas processing byproduct

    • rockerface 🇺🇦
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      The actual dinosaurs made from dinosaurs would be dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets

      • @ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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        32•10 months ago

        Nah those are also made of plastic

        • @orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts
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          11•10 months ago

          We all have McMicroplastics in us.

          I’m lovin’ it!

        • Nis
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          3•10 months ago

          So… What came first? The plastic or the egg?

    • @MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml
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      3•10 months ago

      Confirmed, oil is vegan.

      • @dogsoahC@lemm.ee
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        5•10 months ago

        Ever heard of zooplankton?

        • @MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml
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          2•10 months ago

          Shhh! Vegan is an option, not a mandate!

      • @ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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        3•10 months ago

        Hey, eat as much plastic as you want. Live a little

        • @MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml
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          2•10 months ago

          I prefer to chug my oil, crude.

    • @TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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      3•10 months ago

      Shhh.

  • @cleverusername@lemm.ee
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    26•10 months ago

    I had a stroke trying to read that!

  • @tobogganablaze@lemmus.org
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    21•10 months ago

    Not really.

  • HEXN3T
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    2•10 months ago

    Remember! Plastic is in your brain.

  • @Varven@lemmy.worldOP
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    2•10 months ago

    As you can clearly see I’ve ran out of ideas suggestions would be great

    • @cleverusername@lemm.ee
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      10 months ago

      As you can clearly see, I’ve run out of ideas, suggestions would be great!

      Hopefully that’s a useful suggestion for your memes.

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