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@fubo@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 8 months ago

If a cat is a meow-meow, a dog is a woof-woof, and a cow is a moo-moo ... then a human is a blah-blah.

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If a cat is a meow-meow, a dog is a woof-woof, and a cow is a moo-moo ... then a human is a blah-blah.

@fubo@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 8 months ago
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  • Drunemeton
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    21•8 months ago

    I’d venture “Yadda Yadda” since we can do multisyllabic utterances.

    • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
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      4•8 months ago

      Ratta Ratta?

      https://youtu.be/g_mrSn3PGwM?si=nzDQ0Gjrm03oMLUN

    • @ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world
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      2•8 months ago

      “Ara ara”

  • VindictiveJudge
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    19•8 months ago

    According to the ancient Greeks, we would be bar-bars.

    • funkajunk
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      9•8 months ago

      Barbarians?

      • @NegentropicBoy@lemmy.world
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        15•8 months ago

        Yes! “The Greeks used the term barbarian for all non-Greek-speaking people, including the Egyptians, Persians, Medes and Phoenicians, emphasizing their otherness. According to Greek writers, this was because the language they spoke sounded to Greeks like gibberish represented by the sounds “bar…bar…;” the alleged root of the word bárbaros, which is an echomimetic or onomatopoeic word.”

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbarian

        • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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          2•8 months ago

          Wow. So even thousands of years ago humans were racist assholes demeaning others for speaking a different language.

          See America? You’re not special.

  • @similideano@sopuli.xyz
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    14•8 months ago

    Well, at least those other humans

    • @fubo@lemmy.worldOP
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      10•8 months ago

      Blahblahrians!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    13•8 months ago

    “But you yadda-yadda’d the best part!”

    “No; I mentioned the bisque.”

    • @Zahille7@lemmy.world
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      3•8 months ago

      “Who hasn’t yadda-yadda’d sex?”

  • @db2@lemmy.world
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    6•8 months ago

    A human is a derpderp. Source: November 5 2024

  • go $fsck yourself
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    5•8 months ago

    I’d say it’s more of a Bwaahh

  • @Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    4•8 months ago

    Waah-wah-wah-wah-Waaah, à la Charlie Brown adults.

  • Ioughttamow
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    4•8 months ago

    Blah blah was the first thing my second kid said, so checks out

    • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      3•8 months ago

      Hasn’t even spoken a word, and already sick of how much everybody else talks. Your kid is either going to be a president, or a serial killer.

  • sp3ctr4l
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    4•8 months ago

    Non main character humans would be rhubarb-rhubarbs.

  • @Cocodapuf@lemmy.world
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    2•8 months ago

    Or you could use the word we use most

    A fuck-fuck

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