USA to destabilize American government after discovering it’s an oil rich nation

@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net · 7 months ago

Shawdow194 · 7 months ago

Gold

@NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space · 7 months ago

Black gold, one might say!

Thassodar · 7 months ago

Texas tea!

Elvith Ma'for · 7 months ago

Next, they’re bringing them democracy?

@kibiz0r@midwest.social · 7 months ago

Managed Democracy™

@TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · edit-2 7 months ago

Democrazy^TM

@neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago

…for SuperAmerica!

@B312@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

How bout a nice cup of liber-tea

@Twoafros@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

This the realest fake headline

@TheSlad@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago

Well, the first paragraph of the article is pretty much all true…

@psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

Mission accomplished.

@ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee · 7 months ago

Now offering Democracy as a Service (DaaS)

@ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

Don’t tell America…

…there’s oil in America.

“What?! They have oil? And brown people?!? GET 'EM!”

idunnololz · 7 months ago

FK I bit it

@zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com · 7 months ago

Why didn’t they name that website the bloomin onion

@danc4498@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

Thanks Obama!

@Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

“nepo-baby creep” … pure poetry

@lulztard@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago

Are Americans finally reaping what they’ve sown for over a hundred years? I can’t wait to watch. I hope they have Trump for life.

@kameecoding@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

Something something, nose, spider face