If they smoked, they’d be dead.

I wouldn’t have to look at them anymore.

So… my focus is more on the implications of this.

A dictator tells his people the women in his country need to have more kids.

That could be really really really bad.

Like,… hundreds of thousands of women strapped to machines bad.

why yes I’d like to buy all of your towels

…sir, um.

now I’d like to sue you for fraud!

The rumor is that it was scribbled on a piece of paper as an idea and the engineers were forced to make it verbatim.

“Basketball player and genie, Shaquille O’Neil is holding a dominos pizza box and asking if you’d like to Shaqeronni your evening.”

rifftrax - the Mystery Science Theater 3000 crew keep this going and release commentary every now and again.

RedletterMedia has done a few.

Cinemassacre have done a few.

Nothing, but it will do wonders for my portfolio. Take the good with the bad.

nothing to see here

Another $1200 to vaccine development companies, Fidelity and make it snappy.

It’s times like these, anon that we consult at the church of Honey Mussey for forgiveness and strength.

pushes proud boys and maga-hat Republicans in a corner and throws a blanket over them

Just don’t look over there.

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I hate that I’ll never have to edit this.

the business

themselves.

I’m a little iffy on just how Google-free any Pixel after 5 is even if you run Lineage or something.

The mainstream web… yes.

The back of the house has never been fucking better. Mastodon changed the game. Why hang out at some asshole’s website, hating the website, lacking features and full of advertisements to suck you dry, when you can just come down to the flea market of federated social media and shoot the shit with someone real?

You give them the freest phone with the most open operating system you can find and people will install the spyware themselves.

I’m half in on Ash being directly inspired by Monkey D. Luffy.

Characters that say or do things that seem insane to other people but it makes perfect sense to them. Being an oddball but more like you’re from another planet more than being flat out wrong.

Aang from Avatar fits this mold pretty well too.

Humanize is a harsh word for describing what not to do to any group of people.

They are people, I mean…

I just want to be in the most free place where I can talk to people.

So far, this is it. I don’t think the Twitter/Bluesky/Mastodon model really promotes discussion. The Reddit/Lemmy model does, by design, expectation.

sigh

Fine…

grabs spray paint

unless you own a small business…

There.

friends?