Doc Blaze

If I were renting I’d allow anyone to have pets if they were willing to increase their security deposit by the cost of replacing all the mounted rugs in the apartment. But if they stayed for many years and I had to replace them anyway just on wear and tear id give them the money back when they left.

you came from your dad’s ballsack. science approves.

second row second column, did someone turn their head into a basketball?

and my code:

a picture of the toilet bowl itself

YOU MONSTER!

I guess that’s true, the system is even up when under attack (viruses, psychedelic drugs) and for up to a century with mostly self-maintainence.

depending on how you count sleep humans have a close to 70% uptime. pretty abysmal, GOD!

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don’t have to go to Japan to see irreponsible plastic use, not sure where you’re from but haven’t you ever seen this

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certainly they would save lots of future money for hot tub upgrades and future time for hot tub relaxing if the kids drowned themselves in said hot tub

of course movies are all digital now but yep I still have a CD wallet of classic games like roller coaster tycoon, la noire, etc that I got on CD and refuse to pay for again on steam. I built my PC with a CD bay but these days a USB optical drive should be fairly cheap anyway.

music depends - I have a few early unsigned demos from a few of my favorite obscure punk bands that ended up being better than half their late catalog despite never being published that I refuse to give up

sincerely, a geriatric millenial

I mean ethanol 😬

use the onion site. I’m half expecting them to take it down once they remember it exists but the tor browser is a good way to claw your privacy back if you don’t log in.

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I’m not sure what you mean by the American accent but southeastern “southerners” here sound goddamn stupid to me. I’m hoping you more mean the California accent, which does sound like youre a popular social media star at the expense of also being an airhead. I like the midwestern “Chicago” or southern Canada accent the best and I wish it was the one other nations knew us by.

Australian does sound like cooler British to me which when combined with your experiences convinces me that we think the unfamiliar is cool.

I’m super antisocial. I’ve lived here 3 years and I’ve maybe said more than 12 words combined to only one of my neighbors. once I parked and one of them was waiting to talk to me so I pulled away and parked somewhere else. I know it was rude but I hope they didnt take offense to that and just assume I had a bad day or something.