I’m leaning towards explanation 2

Doesn’t feel like it…

Subd. 28. Trump Derangement Syndrome.

“Trump Derangement Syndrome” means the acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal persons that is in reaction to the policies and presidencies of President Donald J. Trump. Symptoms may include Trump-induced general hysteria, which produces an inability to distinguish between legitimate policy differences and signs of psychic pathology in President Donald J. Trump’s behavior.

My Walmart scans the receipt and then scans 3 items from your cart to verify they’re on the receipt.

Thanks, my mistake. So much shit going on its tough to keep it all straight.

Looks like a different judge did block them, for now

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/feb/08/judge-temporarily-blocks-musks-doge-team-from-accessing-treasury-records

nobody buys worthless shit quite like the Americans

Woo hoo, we’re #1 baby!!!

I’ve been doing this since I started driving.

Car is half gone in the rear view mirror, it’s half in the side mirror.

Car is half gone in the side mirror, it’s half in my peripheral vision.

My brother HATES it, always adjusts my mirrors. I set them back and constantly test them to make sure.

As a side note, I still always check my blind spots because motorcycles can still hide and, well, it’s just common sense to double check.

There is, but this is kinda a work phone, or at least they pay the bill. So I can’t be without it for that long.

Same boat, Pixel 4a, battery is useless since the update. I do qualify for a free replacement, but the closest authorized dealer is over an hour and a half away…

Too much credit, cause even a broken clock is right twice a day

I’m confident US has no such planes

This is just peak ignorance. A quick search says the US has 200-300 firefighting planes and even lists 6 different varieties.

Us child free Gen Xers on the other hand…

Having worked in multiple bars when I was younger I 100% agree!

My memory fails me, I just remember that one and Lie, Cheat and Steal from childhood.

Looks like someone on Amazon is selling the Mad magazine game for $150!

Herzog Zwei on the Sega Genesis was one of my favorites back in the day!

Lie, Cheat, and Steal!!! We used to play that as kids! Excellent call.

Did you play the Mad magazine game where the objective was to lose all your money?

While I assume the article is referring to House, Senate, and presidency; it’s really legislative, executive, and judgicial

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Get a bidet!!! No irritation, just dab dry, helps immensely.