If those Christians could read they’d be very upset

No deal, if I miss a day those little bastards will start multiplying

Still waiting on my gift card…

Come on now, we don’t need to sink to their level

Skype you later!

Middle track. Then I have plenty of time to hotwire the nuke with my handy dandy mallet

Germany: They may have invented fascism but we’re better at it!

USA: Hold my beer

No, but the bag I got is about to be an accomplice…

The right to hate flags! Edit: damn autocorrect…

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It happens

I reject your answer on the grounds that it’s stupid

This sounds like a great idea! I hope our oligarchs pass it!