Which part didn’t you get, i don’t know how else to say it

That’s how English sounds to people who don’t speak English.

If you account for the backups having the same failure rate it’s 5.2631579%

Wow it feels so real

All you need is 6, the rest are just things you hope will make you happy.

Does that mean we’re all exempt workers if we’re all managers

A secure copy?

I mixed up the words jacuzzi and yakuza, now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia

“Help with numbers”

“Help with excel”

Like how smart tvs are cheaper because they sell your data

An algorhythm

Shane, stop labeling the eggs as boneless chickens.

-management

You don’t need ludicrous you need Jake from State Farm

I thought that was existentialists

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Don’t threaten me with a good time

Has he tried a pregnancy pillow

I wear my pink pajamas, in the summer when it’s hot. I wear my flannel nighties iIn the winter when it’s not. And sometimes in the springtime and sometimes in the fall, I jump right in between the sheets with nothing on at all.

Is Diet Pepsi a vice

Fall because it’s the most possible time until I start getting heat stroke