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Boys, I da ho, sounds very straight to me

Dicks? Happy Pride 🌈

Is that why my Playboy pages stick together?

I have to pay them using my card & PIN number

What about a double mud cake?

Personally since I discovered my local supermarket has passable pain au chocolate in 10 packs I’ve been eating those for breakfast with a coffee. Be the dessert for breakfast you want to see in the world.

Mostly people stopped telling them to do it, I guess 🤷‍♂️

Two men who tasted it?

One just shows up on your doorstep, flopping around

Couch lint?

three missed meals

I thought it was 9, but I guess with intermittent fasting, it could be the same time frame

… I said, wiping his load from my eye.

I was thinking more Centaurworld

Honestly, the only deadnaming I can get onboard with. Although I do like referring to tweets as Xcrements now though.

The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life

Sees like you found it again :)

Eh, providing proof of not having done something is very hard without having proof of how it was done. But otherwise I agree.

And do nothing to fix the problems their capitalism creates.

Yea this is my first winter in the northern hemisphere, I was warned about the dark being unbearable, but it’s been pretty good so far…

I have some very good news for you…