Why can’t they use the excess energy to make the train go again?

Me, spending hours on Age of Empires 2 and loving it

When the only tool you have is a deep lifelong understanding of computational language, everything starts to look like a hypergraph.

Cisco Webex.

You think teams or zoom are annoying? This is much worse. The worst part is with some default meeting settings, a loud chime would play every time someone joined. People kept this on for meetings of 300+ people, then they started talking over the beeps once “the popcorn slowed down.”

As opposed to Cole’s law, which is a finely shredded cabbage salad

You can already do this at Gene and Jude’s

Dry beans. A $2 bag makes a massive pot.

Nutella.

The ability to reach every part of the screen with the thumb on the hand holding it

Pawpaws

Diamond sharpening stones. Still waiting on mine but they were cheap and I got the grits I wanted. Somehow I keep ending up putting new edges on knives, chisels, and other blades. I hear diamond stones remove material faster.

The unit “hertz” means “per second”. A higher value is still one second, but more events per second.

Bidet