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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 years ago

This will be a funny one to explain to grandkids one day

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This will be a funny one to explain to grandkids one day

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 years ago
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  • @instamat@lemmy.world
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    27•2 years ago

    Do I get any credit for never having done this?

    • @Patches@sh.itjust.works
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      12•2 years ago

      It depends… Did you wear a mask at the store? And have you ever taken Horse Dewormer?

      • TacoButtPlug
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        24•2 years ago

        Oh god I forgot about the weirdos and the fucking horse dewormer 🤣

        • @Daxtron2@startrek.website
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          8•2 years ago

          Some of them still take it when they get sick

          • @CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com
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            4•2 years ago

            As did people before COVID

            • @yata@sh.itjust.works
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              2•2 years ago

              They take it for everything but worms though.

              • @CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com
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                Well, it did win the nobel prize for being multifaceted

                • @Daxtron2@startrek.website
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                  1•2 years ago

                  Yeah for treating different kinds of parasites not viruses

                  • @CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com
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                    1•2 years ago

                    Then why call it a “horse dewormer”?

      • shastaxc
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        2•2 years ago

        A tsp of bleach a day keeps the doctor away

    • @Compactor9679@lemm.ee
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      Yea! Extra credit if uou didnt get the jab!!

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