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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 years ago

This will be a funny one to explain to grandkids one day

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This will be a funny one to explain to grandkids one day

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 years ago
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  • @Patches@sh.itjust.works
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    12•2 years ago

    It depends… Did you wear a mask at the store? And have you ever taken Horse Dewormer?

    • TacoButtPlug
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      24•2 years ago

      Oh god I forgot about the weirdos and the fucking horse dewormer 🤣

      • @Daxtron2@startrek.website
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        8•2 years ago

        Some of them still take it when they get sick

        • @CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com
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          4•2 years ago

          As did people before COVID

          • @yata@sh.itjust.works
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            2•2 years ago

            They take it for everything but worms though.

            • @CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com
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              Well, it did win the nobel prize for being multifaceted

              • @Daxtron2@startrek.website
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                1•2 years ago

                Yeah for treating different kinds of parasites not viruses

                • @CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com
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                  Then why call it a “horse dewormer”?

                  • @Daxtron2@startrek.website
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                    Because it is used as a horse dewormer, it is a veterinary medicine used to kill parasites.

                  • Tar_Alcaran
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                    2•1 year ago

                    1- they’re not buying the human pills, because those require a prescription and don’t actually work against Covid.

                    2- the tubes of medication they ARE buying are from veterinary stores, and the main purpose is indeed to deworm horses. There’s a horse on the package and everything.

                    3- the name stuck, because the people taking ivermectin to stop Covid were/are a bunch of antivax morons deserving of much more than merely scorn and ridicule for the number of deaths on their hands.

                  • Herbal Gamer
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                    1•2 years ago

                    worms are parasites?

    • shastaxc
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      2•2 years ago

      A tsp of bleach a day keeps the doctor away

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