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@pH3ra@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 6 months ago

Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers

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Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers

@pH3ra@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 6 months ago
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      Who are you so wise in the ways of sex workers?

      And escorts?

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        I can’t believe my sleep addled brain read this as “e-scorts” like it was some new gaming thing.

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          Careful, some tech bro will take that and get a billion dollars in venture capital for “eScorts: Uber for hookers”.

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            How quickly can you write up a proposal? We can have GPT get us a mockup of the ui by tomorrow and be ready for production by Friday…

            Did I say all of that correctly?

            • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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              Just throw in AI there and we’re good!

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                I like the idea of pronouncing it hook-ai-rs just for the implications on Ubers becoming u-bears.

                “U-bears for hook-ai-rs” makes me chuckle. It’s just the right amount of churches up.

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