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@RegularJoe@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month ago

North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney

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North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney

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@RegularJoe@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month ago
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The mayor of a North Dakota city promptly resigned after texting a city attorney a video of himself masturbating on his lunch break, which he claims was sent by accident.
  • @Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
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    16•1 month ago

    Do you record yourself pooping?

    • @TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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      25•1 month ago

      Do you not?

      • @Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
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        Who are you texting your poop videos that might mistakenly go to a co-worker?

        • @pandapoo@sh.itjust.works
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          15•1 month ago

          I mean, who am I NOT sending those videos to?

          • @msage@programming.dev
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            8•1 month ago

            Me, for instance

        • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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          9•1 month ago

          It’s called friendly competition, okay? We also give each other pointers.

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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            6•1 month ago

            We have a squad of fecal cheerleaders at my work.

        • MrPistachios
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          7•1 month ago

          Well they made the company wide email address for something!

    • @Madison420@lemmy.world
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      9•1 month ago

      Only fans live scatwork.

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