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@RegularJoe@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago

North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney

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North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney

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@RegularJoe@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago
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The mayor of a North Dakota city promptly resigned after texting a city attorney a video of himself masturbating on his lunch break, which he claims was sent by accident.
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    deleted by creator

    • @Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
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      16•2 months ago

      Do you record yourself pooping?

      • @TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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        25•2 months ago

        Do you not?

        • @Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
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          Who are you texting your poop videos that might mistakenly go to a co-worker?

          • @pandapoo@sh.itjust.works
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            15•2 months ago

            I mean, who am I NOT sending those videos to?

            • @msage@programming.dev
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              8•2 months ago

              Me, for instance

          • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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            9•2 months ago

            It’s called friendly competition, okay? We also give each other pointers.

            • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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              6•2 months ago

              We have a squad of fecal cheerleaders at my work.

          • MrPistachios
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            7•2 months ago

            Well they made the company wide email address for something!

      • @Madison420@lemmy.world
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        9•2 months ago

        Only fans live scatwork.

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