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@schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago

Easter Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoes

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Easter Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoes

www.nytimes.com

@schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago
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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/20339770

  • @it_depends_man@lemmy.world
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    38•2 months ago

    Americans are dyeing ONIONS confirmed.

    • ALQ
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      14•2 months ago

      Cutting potatoes makes Americans cry, got it.

    • MichaelHawkinSnider
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      14•2 months ago

      I can give a more creditable source.

      My co-worker dyed her hair this week; I can confirm Americans are now dying their hair for Easter.

      • @Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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        18•2 months ago

        You heard it here first! Their coworker is a potato!

      • @CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world
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        8•2 months ago

        Christ. Has this ever happened before?!?!

    • @CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world
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      5•2 months ago

      I recently heard America has the Guinness World Record for most dyed onions in roundabouts.

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