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Easter Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoes

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Easter Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoes

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago

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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/20339770

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14•2 months ago
I can give a more creditable source.

My co-worker dyed her hair this week; I can confirm Americans are now dying their hair for Easter.
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  18•2 months ago
  You heard it here first! Their coworker is a potato!
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  8•2 months ago
  Christ. Has this ever happened before?!?!

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