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@LadyButterfly@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 days ago

It is science

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It is science

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@LadyButterfly@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 days ago
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  • @RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works
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    62•2 days ago

    In the 1990s when muffins were a craze in the USA my neighbor, a vegan food scientist, kept wondering how anyone thought cake was acceptable for breakfast. I never thought of it as cake until I made a batch and then made a cake and realized they were essentially identical processes.

    • @peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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      26•2 days ago

      How is cake unacceptable for breakfast?

      I mean, even a vegan has to appreciate the power of cake.

      • @RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works
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        17•2 days ago

        It’s a ton of fat and sugars with no added nutritional benefit.

        • @adhocfungus@midwest.social
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          16•2 days ago

          But what if we flatten the cake and fry it in butter instead of baking it? Surely that would be healthy, right?

          Hang on. It’s a little bland. I’d better pile more butter and liquified sugar on top.

          • @peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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            10•2 days ago

            It’s perfect. Sweet, savory, pan fried cake.

            Panfriedcake. That’s what we’ll call it

            • @exasperation@lemm.ee
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              7•2 days ago

              Those are called pancrepes I think

        • @tankplanker@lemmy.world
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          11•2 days ago

          Have you tried adding blueberries to it, they are an anti oxident

          • @HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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            9•2 days ago

            But we need oxygen

        • @vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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          9•2 days ago

          If you can digest it then it’s food, the chemical furnace demands more fuel.

          Devoured MRE wrapper included

      • @Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world
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        13•2 days ago

        Deep fried cake covered in sugar is the quintessential American breakfast food.

        • @owsei@programming.dev
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          2•2 days ago

          muffins are deep fried?

          • @Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world
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            10•2 days ago

            I’m talking about doughnuts.

          • @aow@sh.itjust.works
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            6•2 days ago

            Pancakes with syrup

    • @zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com
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      9•2 days ago

      Brought to you by the same people who say donuts are acceptable breakfast

    • @OwlHamster@lemm.ee
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      5•2 days ago

      I consider all junkfood a type of cake, so I only eat junkfood as often as I would eat cake, which is sadly too often.

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