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@jballs@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 2 years ago

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

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@jballs@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 2 years ago
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LEWISTON, ME—In the hours following a violent rampage in Maine in which a lone attacker killed at least 16 individuals and injured numerous others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Wednesday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from …
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      Some of those who work forces are the same that burn crosses.

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        The best thing about Rage songs is that they’re still relevant after 30 years.

        The worst thing about Rage songs is that they’re still relevant after 30 years.

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        Criminals On Patrol

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        Criminals On Patrol

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      The GOP benefits from these attacks in my view, especially when they’re in power. It makes it impossible for the news to cover the reprehensible things they do when mass murders happen every week.

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      If you’re terrified of being shot you won’t mind having armed police everywhere.

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        But that’s why I’m terrified of being shot

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          The only way to assuage your fear of being shot is to arm more people.

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