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@jballs@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 2 years ago

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

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@jballs@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 2 years ago
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LEWISTON, ME—In the hours following a violent rampage in Maine in which a lone attacker killed at least 16 individuals and injured numerous others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Wednesday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from …
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    If you’re terrified of being shot you won’t mind having armed police everywhere.

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      But that’s why I’m terrified of being shot

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        The only way to assuage your fear of being shot is to arm more people.

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