New evidence confirms COVID-19 vaccines are overwhelmingly safe::More than 38 million COVID-19 vaccine doses have been administered in Ontario as of Oct. 8, with 23,002 reports of adverse reactions, an incidence of 0.06 per cent, Public Health Ontario says

  • Flying Squid
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    1062 years ago

    Okay, if you say so, because I died six months after getting the first one like they said I would. Now I’m a magnetic 5G zombie.

    • TragicNotCute
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      222 years ago

      What brand of vaccine did you get? I definitely get the 5G orders from George Soros and such (pretty standard stuff), and I was already dead inside before the jab, but I didn’t get any magnetism.

    • @gkd@lemmy.ml
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      32 years ago

      Should have turned your phone off during the national alert test.