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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456
“I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.
Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.
Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.
Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”
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Can we just slaughter these people already? Take what they own and redistribute the wealth?
I’d be happy to start being more nasty to Ted Cruz instead.
Instead? Nah, “as well” ;)
Not a chance Rafael. You and the muskrat need to go the way of the dodo. Eaten to extinction.
Stop having free will. Use AI.
“I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.” - Al Franken
This dude loves having his face suctioned to someone’s ass. Really is a slime ball.
Don’t worry, there’s plenty for you too.
He’s jealous?
Special snowflakes… fuck them all to hell.
Honestly, if Ted Cruz said something nice about me, it’d just make me feel dirty.
And we’re talking full on “covered in the slime of a putrid and somehow racist land slug” levels of dirty.
Well, I’m not American, so I’m going to keep calling him a nazi piece of shit
And if would be doing so even if I was unfortunate enough to be American
Non-fisting-enthusiast American here. I concur.
Calling him something that he is not would be unfair. That’s why calling him nazi piece of shit it’s ok.
Will no one think of the billionaires?
Come on now, we don’t need to sink to their level
don’t throw our trash into the ocean! Compost. then eat the veggies. It’s the only environmentally friendly thing to do.
Eat the rich!
Don’t eat junkfood…
I’m telling ya, compost and eat the veggies.
The grind into a nice paste, spread it on crackers. I like Triscuits
The environmental cost of improperly disposing of billionaires is far-and-away offset by the very lack of the billionaire.
I think we can eat that cost and enjoy the benefits.While perhaps inconsequential to the benefit accrued by removing the billionaire…
Disposal methods aren’t weighted against that, they’ve already been removed. So we’re selecting between various disposal methods, and really, we have no reason to not be green about it.
Yes, i just thought we were speaking in the context of a certain submersible.
Aka “The Billionaire Waste Footprint”
When a billionaire reaches the seafloor it’s referred to as a billionairefall and it’s actually an important aquatic ecosystem. A single billionaire can feed dozens of different species including fish, crabs and some marine worms that only feed on vile billionaire carcasses.
Unfortunately these species are struggling right now because we aren’t throwing enough billionaires into the ocean. So please, do it for the worms.
One might argue that the red mist they introduced to the ocean helped to support the local biosphere, and since every piece of the “sub” that was able to be located was recovered, that the whole event was a net gain for that area of the sea.
When I think of who belongs in jail.
I think of the billionaires.
Poor people get all the breaks.
Saw the stream of this and I lol’d so hard
elon musk is a nazi, so naturally ted cruz lives to kiss his ass.
Real rich coming from the “fuck your feelings” crowd. Get fucked, Raphael Cruz. We’re not stopping until he’s yeeted into the sun.
And then some.
