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@RegularJoe@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month ago

North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney

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North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney

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@RegularJoe@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month ago
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The mayor of a North Dakota city promptly resigned after texting a city attorney a video of himself masturbating on his lunch break, which he claims was sent by accident.
  • @WuceBrillis@lemm.ee
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    37•1 month ago

    Are you also jacking it at work in your lunch break?

    • @NJSpradlin@lemmy.world
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      46•1 month ago

      deleted by creator

      • @Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
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        16•1 month ago

        Do you record yourself pooping?

        • @TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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          25•1 month ago

          Do you not?

          • @Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
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            1 month ago

            Who are you texting your poop videos that might mistakenly go to a co-worker?

            • @pandapoo@sh.itjust.works
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              15•1 month ago

              I mean, who am I NOT sending those videos to?

              • @msage@programming.dev
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                8•1 month ago

                Me, for instance

            • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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              9•1 month ago

              It’s called friendly competition, okay? We also give each other pointers.

              • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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                6•1 month ago

                We have a squad of fecal cheerleaders at my work.

            • MrPistachios
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              7•1 month ago

              Well they made the company wide email address for something!

        • @Madison420@lemmy.world
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          9•1 month ago

          Only fans live scatwork.

    • @TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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      17•1 month ago

      Are you not?

      • @wise_pancake@lemmy.ca
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        6•1 month ago

        Those are rookie numbers

        • @TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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          10•1 month ago

      • Maeve
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        2•1 month ago

        Literally lol:d. Thanks.

    • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      5•1 month ago

      Are you not?

    • @kandoh@reddthat.com
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      If only these tps reports could get filed by rubbing them as well

    • @limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      3•1 month ago

      Depends where it lands

      • @Deceptichum@quokk.au
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        5•1 month ago

        The attorneys desk.

    • Pudutr0ñ
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      2•1 month ago

      What an inappropiate and sexually charged question.

      At least this guy says he made a mistake. What’s your excuse?

      • @WuceBrillis@lemm.ee
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        4•1 month ago

        It’s really not, no.

        He said it could happen to anyone, but it could only happen to people who film themselves jacking it at work.

        Him using the word “anyone” implies that jacking it at work is so normal to him, that the only mistake he sees here is that he sent it to the wrong person.

        • Pudutr0ñ
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          I used the word “anyone”. That was me. The intention of my message was humorous, and I’m sorry if you didn’t find it or my later question funny.

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